Asked the universe for what I want and they gave me a stomach bug. Very tricksy, universe. I'm on to you and I don't think you're quite as funny as you think you are ( Read more... )

I was woken up at 7am by Mike in New York angry he couldn't play Xbox for work, so I had to get up and make an Xbox live account so my kids can sleep on the couch while feeling like shit ( Read more... )

I really want to turn this into a bigger, fuller post but I keep feeling like I should point out that I spent at least an hour or two in bed last night pondering racism. Worse? There is seriously so few people I can even discuss it with in real life. Why? Because I know so God damn many closet racists I want to punch bunnies. The upside? I can pat ( Read more... )

Sorry brief post while babies are asleep (aren't they all ( Read more... )

The kids haven't had fevers so I haven't felt compelled to play at the doctors but they've had the worst cough/congestion. It's really pitiful. Though with that said Seamus let me suction his nose last night without screaming as if I was killing him. I'm chalking that up to a fluke.

Anyway Mike decided we needed a humidifier which is awesome for me ( Read more... )

Seriously, winter. Can we talk? Can you please get your shit together? I have explained, at length, to everyone who will hear me whine and complain like a two year old that I DO NOT LIVE IN FUCKING FLORIDA FOR A FUCKING REASON ( Read more... )

Seamus is up again. Archer woke up at least twice, Seamus twice, and now while I try to literally cool off Seamus thinks the world is ending. This fails to mention how Archer woke everyone up at least three times from 10-1a. As in we'd fall asleep and he'd scream uncontrollably. Yay teeth. Or cold. Or cold and teeth. In case you were curious no ( Read more... )

I know, I'm only six months post partum, calm my ass down. Right, groovy. Except Mike bought me an adorable new jacket because he knows I've been looking around (literally looking. Today I was out and about and everyone had on their fur lined, hooded, extra puffy down jackets while I wore a three quarter length sleeve and a hoodie and I was fine ( Read more... )

My arch nemesis returned to the store today. If anyone remembers her this is the same woman who, while I was off the clock and trying to walk into the store called me "Preggers" or "Preggo" I don't remember now. Then tried to tell me over and over and over again, despite my protests, about "how much bigger you've gotten". I hadn't. Really. You ( Read more... )

I bought frozen squash the last time I did grocery shopping but I wasn't sure what the texture was. It's basically a puree so I warmed some up in my ill/sleepy coma like state the other night. I tried giving Seamus some and as much as he seemed to like the idea of eating something off of a spoon he spit out almost everything put in his mouth. He ( Read more... )